Population | 371 million |
Capital | The Wolf Den |
Currency | Wolf Heads |
Animal | Black Wolf |
The Armed Republic of The Black Wolves is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, parental licensing program, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 371 million Black Wolvesians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Wolf Den. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.6%.
The powerhouse Black Wolvesian economy, worth 31.8 trillion Wolf Heads a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 85,625 Wolf Heads, with the richest citizens earning 8.5 times as much as the poorest.
Young people never forget their first roommate no matter how much counselling they have, the average cargo freighter spends more than half its service life undergoing safety inspections, claiming to have performed the Heimlich Maneuver is a popular defense for assault charges, and you can't make an omelet without breaking a few legs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Black Wolves's national animal is the Black Wolf, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.
The Black Wolves is ranked 235,201st in the world and 21st in Byzantion for Largest Populations, with 371 million capita.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in The Black Wolves, you can't make an omelet without breaking a few legs.
- : The Black Wolves voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Outer Sparta".
- : The Black Wolves voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Fair Work Visas Act".
- : Following new legislation in The Black Wolves, claiming to have performed the Heimlich Maneuver is a popular defense for assault charges.
- : Following new legislation in The Black Wolves, the average cargo freighter spends more than half its service life undergoing safety inspections.
- : Following new legislation in The Black Wolves, young people never forget their first roommate no matter how much counselling they have.
- : Following new legislation in The Black Wolves, eating kids as food has been enshrined in law.
- : Following new legislation in The Black Wolves, catcalling has been replaced by slut-shaming.
- : The Black Wolves was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
- : The Black Wolves voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Juvenile Life Sentences without Parole".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 13 » Neodun, The class of 2028, Moneycentral, OffSpeed, Children Bearing Arms, America Romana, Gimmoeri, Aritan Rairotyistan, Noukia, Lindezdinugatiald, Kingdom of Octocross, Erter, and The Orthodox Republic of Theos.